If Tolke1n was a hacker...

What if Tolke1n was a hacker and he wrote his epic in hackerish? Well, it would r0x0rz, wouldn't it? Presenting... F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng...

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

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